AISubs v3.7
- Yado! - Takao!
- Shibuya! - Kyoto!
- Tsuyo! - Yorgo!
- Yoshimura! - The first...
- Big Light Championship! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
Some of you may think, "What's this?"
But Big Light isn't "what's this?"
This is Big Light, as everyone knows!
- Whoa! - Yeah!
Big Light is a secret weapon that makes things that hit light bigger.
In the real world, things that get bigger and bigger are just pudding for now.
- Pudding? - Huh?
Huh?
You know those giant puddings?
The only giant things that can happen in the world right now...
are kitchen puddings and bucket puddings.
- I don't know anything about them. - Yeah.
- That's Big Light, right? - That's Big Light.
- At the factory... - At the factory...
- He's making a big deal of it at home. - Yeah!
Since we're making a big deal of things with Big Light...
If something gets this big, it gets this big.
- The ratio is strong here. - Yeah, yeah.
- The person with the bigger ratio wins. - Yeah, yeah.
- It was hard to compare with you. - Yeah, it was hard.
Rather than a dog becoming an elephant...
- If an ant becomes a lion... - "Whoa, it got big!"
- That'd be amazing. - Yeah.
- That's how we'll play. - Yeah.
We've limited Big Light's energy bill to things that cost 10,000 yen.
- The electricity bill, right? - Yeah, it's really expensive.
- As big as possible for 10,000 yen. - Yeah.
Since we don't know anything about each of them...
- Let's look at them one by one. - Yeah.
Who should go first? "I am safe."
- Please bring in what you have. - Okay.
If you hit this Big Light, it'll get bigger.
But I want to see what's in front of me.
- Is this okay? - Is this okay?
- What is it? - Oh, I see!
- I see! - It's pretty small.
- Yeah. - So you'll hit it with this?
- Yeah, I'll hit it with this. - I see.
- Let's have you hit it. - Okay.
- What do you think it is, Big...? - "Big Light!"
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
Well, since it's "Big Light"...
"Big Light"!
- I see! - Wow!
- What is it? - It's "Dirty", right?
- "Big Light"! - "Big Light"!
- This is "Big Light", right? - It was a "pin - type" one.
- Like this, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It was a "quality bendable" light, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It bends well and it's easy to pull out.
- What is it made of? - Huh? This is epoxy resin, you know?
- Oh, I see! - If you mix it up, it'll solidify.
- That's what they did with the mold. - Oh...
- It's a little hard to mix up. - Oh, wow!
- This is good! - This is good!
- With special technology, even adults can return it. - Oh, I see.
- This is a stretched one, right? - I see.
- Ah! It came out of there! - In that area?
- Ah, look! Look! It came out! - Oh, this is good!
- Hey, hey, hey! - It's been like that for a long time!
- This is the original one! - Oh!
- The ratio is ridiculous! - Wow!
- How many times higher? - How many times higher?
- This... this is... in terms of height...
- What?!
- You're a driver's pride, now. - The length of your legs...
- Ah, the same as my love life. - One, two...
- Sixteen! - Sixteen times higher!
- Sixteen in height means... - In terms of volume, it's about three times sixteen.
- I can't take in the emotional score of sixteen. - It's too good!
- This is amazing! - Wow!
- I don't like this! - Seriously!
- One, sixteen, times three, so... - Wow!
- Okay, so... - Okay, so...
- This is my original one!
- Wow! - Wow!
- The size? - Well, well...
- It's the original one, right? - Yeah.
- The size is precise, so when you make it bigger, you get a lot of energy. - That's right!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Ten thousand... ten thousand yen... I don't think it'll be that big.
- No, it's bigger than you think. - Shall we make it bigger right away?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Big light!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Hahaha!
- Wow!
- Hahaha! - I see!
- It's moving properly!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- It's a stupid product!
- I see! - It's huge!
- Isn't it a waist belt? - It's a waist belt, isn't it? Gold Gym's.
- It's thick! - Gold Gym's? - That way! - It's too thick.
- But wait, this volume is... - Yeah.
- What is this? I can't explain it, can I? - You can't! - Hahaha!
- Grrrrrrrrr!
- Command "C"! Command "V"! - Hahaha!
- Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! - Wait a minute! - It's a little different! - It's broken!
- There's a beautiful back side! - It's broken!
- No, it's like... - Yeah.
- It's the limit. - Hahaha!
- Where do you put it on? - Should I put it on once?
- Why don't you try putting it on? - Are you putting it on properly?
- I'll put it on properly. - Oh! - It'll be like this.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- It's just the right size for you. - The ratio is a little... - Yeah.
- How is it? - One, two...
- You're kidding me! - Three, four...
- Can I say it's the birth of "Q"? - Hahaha! - Yeah.
- We've finished number one and two, but we'll move on to the important ones.
- Let's have Iketoshi and Mitsu raise their "3". - Yeah.
- Didn't you say "1" or "battery"?
- Everyone, look at me now. - I can see a bad future.
- A gauge has arrived. - A gauge?
- A gauge... - A gauge?
- A gauge from heaven... - Please forget about it.
- Huh? - Hahaha!
- This is seriously weird. - Seriously, what is it?
- What did you say? - Could it be... - Yes!
- Please sit down. - Yes, let's sit down. - Yes.
- Here is my appearance! - One, two...
- Hey! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Shibai-kun, don't worry. - Yeah.
- You know, we've been thinking about what we should do. - Yeah.
- When I got my watch out of my pocket, Shibai-kun looked like me. - Oh!
- Oh!
- Is it okay? - It's fine.
- But I'm fine. - I'm glad.
- That's how it is! - That's how it is!
- Toshimitsu and his watch. - His watch.
- That gauge... - That's good.
- Nomita-kun's is the biggest gauge. - Yeah.
- This is the best for a kid's dream. - Yeah.
- I was a little confused and chose this one. - Yes.
- Shall we open it up now? - Yes.
- I wonder what it is. - Here it is.
- Yes. - BIG LIGHT WORLD!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Boom! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Wow, it even has a cover! - Wow!
- Oh! - Oh! - Oh, I see! - I see!
- Wow! - Could you look to the side for me? - Oh, sure.
- Oh, this one! This one! This one! - Huh?!
- Could you open it for me, Mr. Yumeura? - Yes.
- A little bit to the left, okay? - Where do I open it? From here?
- Well, it's gum, so you can open it from the back. - Oh! - Oh!
- It's a gum! - The barcode is... - Wow! - Wow! - It's opened.
- Alright. - Oh, that's what it looks like. - Oh! This one! - Oh! - It's this one! - I know this one.
- Could you open it for me, Mr. Yumeura? - Yes! - Okay, I'm opening it. - Okay.
- Here we go! - Okay! - Good night! - Huh? - Huh?
- "Good night!" - He said.
- "Good night!" - Good night?! - Huh?
- This is a pillow. - While you were saying that... - Well, it's already become a pillow on the floor.
- I see. - It's a philips pillow.
It was a bad item for just one night in the beginning.
In terms of height, it's pretty good.
It was only raised, so the volume is 16 times 3.
It's only raised, so it's 2.
- Oh, I see. - It's not a competition anymore.
- It's more than mathematics.
- It's not a competition anymore. - Oh, I see.
- It's 14. - 14.
- It's 14 and 2. - Oh, only 3 people left.
- I think it's about time. - It's true.
- I want to fight like this. - It doesn't look fun.
- Like this? - No, no, no.
If it's not this triangle, I'm going to die.
This is the object I brought with me.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is good! - This is good!
- It's really expensive. - Yeah.
- I don't know either, so... - You don't know until you guess it.
- It's okay if it's 10,000 yen each.
- Let's guess it. - Okay.
Big light!
- Wow! - Wow!
- There's a core in it. - Oh, I'm happy!
- When I made it bigger, the eraser flew away. - Oh, there's no eraser here.
- It flew away and became a sharpened pencil like an artist. - Oh, you have one of those.
- And there's a lot of cores in it, right? - In reality...
- This is important. If you don't draw it, it'll look weird. - That's right.
- Shall we draw it on paper? - Yes.
- I'll draw it now. - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You can draw! - You drew it!
- Amazing! - You can draw with your fingers!
- Shall we measure the ratio? - Yes.
- One, two, three...
- Eleven!
- Eleven is born!
- Wow!
- We'll draw the rest. - Yes.
- Well... - I'll do it.
- No, I'll do it.
- We have different grades.
- I'll draw it.
- Here it is!
- Wow! - What's this?
- It's rice grains. - Wow!
- You're going to hide the rice grains.
- I see. - You like rice, don't you?
- It's a rice bag.
- Shall we start? - Yes.
- Pink night!
- Wow!
- What?
- No, Tetsuya-kun.
- It's rice!
- Tetsuya-kun, don't make me nervous!
- No!
- I thought it would be fine if I started with art.
- But it didn't work out.
- I used normal rice grains...
- I made it hard and scraped it with a file.
- I tried to make it hard and scraped it with a file.
- The surface is barely dry.
- If you use a file, it will break.
- I see.
- It's a little different from what I expected.
- You're kidding me.
- Look at it from above.
- The shape is...
- It looks like it's missing something.
- Let's just try it.
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
- It's 60, isn't it?
- 60 to 3?
- 60 to 2?
- I needed a lot of power.
- The last one. - The last one.
- Please. - I'll bring it.
- Here you go. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Here you go. - Yes. - My big light motor.
- Here you go. - Yes. - Here you go.
- Wow! - Wow! - You can do this?
- This is amazing. - This is good, Tissue.
- This is it. - The sound is quite loud. - The sound has gotten louder.
- Tissue, there are about 360 of them in there.
- It's loose. - And this thin paper.
- I can't imagine it.
- Can you guess it right away? - I don't know how to turn off the camera.
- Really? - Really?
- I see. - Usually...
- It's fun. - Can I do this? - Yes.
- Please. - Here you go.
- Wow! I was surprised.
- Wow!
- It's not fun.
- Wow!
- Where's the desk?
- Tissue.
- T-t-tissue.
- Short tissue. - Hey! Stop it!
- Bring me the tissue!
- This is the real "tissue tightness".
- T-t-tissue.
- The difference between cheap and cheap tissues.
- Cheap.
- You cheated, didn't you?
- I didn't expect you to choose anything other than "cheap" and "cheap".
- It was impossible for me to put a lot of tissues together.
- So I decided to use this.
- It's amazing.
- The reproduction rate is high.
- Let's measure it.
- One, two, six, seven!
- Wow!
- Even though it's such a big object...
- The ratio is...
- Well, it's big.
- Well, it's such a big object...
- The ratio is...
- It's weak.
- It's amazing, but it doesn't affect the performance of Big Light. - Because it's R-1.
- Let's check the points. - Here we go.
- 4,096 points. - Wow!
- 729 points. - Wow!
- 225 points. - Wow!
- 1,331 points. - Wow!
- 3,000 points! - Wow!
- And Shibayu got... - 725 points.
- 497 points. - Wow!
- So, Big Light Championship is... - A draw!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's all for the normal things. - Wow!
- I'm not happy about how big it is. - Yeah.
- It's easy to use and everyone sells it. - It's easy to use and everyone sells it.
- Small Light is really easy to use. - Yeah, it's easy to move.
- So, next time will be Small Light Championship. - Wow!
- Let's say goodbye. - Let's say goodbye.